I have been a very lucky dog person. In all my life– having dogs since I was 8 years old — I have never had one get skunked. Never Ever.
Early this morning… DOUBLE WHAMMY. It’s about 2:30, 3 am. I’m sleeping wonderfully. The windows are open, a pre-storm wind is picking up, it’s black as hell out, I’m in la-la land. I do hear Lela bolt out of bed –and Jack follow on her tail– and the thwap-thwap of the dog door flaps as they fly outside. I didn’t think much of it, because they are always hearing things and investigating- free spirits lol.
5 seconds later, a…. OMGHOLYWHATTHEFRICKISTHAT?!?!?! smell… explodes in the air. In a wake-up call only comparable to the hurka-gurka of a canine pre-vomit, I shot awake and catapulted out of the bed wide-eyed and ready for action. Bolted through the house towards the living room. As I ran through the art studio, I saw Jack in his Injury Pen, but Lela was in The Big Yard and gone.
I got into the living room just as the dogs were piling back through the dog door. At first I thought they were okay, but then as I bent down to check I reeled backwards from the stench. Lela’s eyes were swollen shut and she was very confused. Jack seemed a bit confused too, but sullen and afraid. I couldn’t believe what was happening. It was 3 am? My dogs got skunk’d? Wait a minute, isn’t my yard fenced? Don’t I live in the city?? How the-?
Lela seemed to bear the brunt of the attack and stunk ALL OVER (not surprised since she had access to the yard) whereas Jack only got it in the face and -thankfully- not the eyes. Lela therefore hit the bath first. She’s had 2 baths since her adoption and has spazzed during both of them, but this time she was so upset she stood and let me scrub the crap out of her. I remember the de-skunking recipe had something to do with peroxide-?? Was it mixed with something though-?!?! You can’t really think clearly about these things at 3 am. Nor do you have time to do the research. I washed her with straight peroxide and then flea shampoo, the only thing on-hand. Her eyes rinsed out well but I felt sorry for her, it must have been so painful.
Jack was next. He was so upset that he had released his bladder all over the carpet. I quickly pulled out the steamer, cleaned that up, then tried to carefully get him in the tub without pressuring his groin too much. I was out of peroxide at this point, so Jack got flea shampoo only.
They still stunk, but it was a residual stink, not as powerful. Ugh. I have never smelled anything that… Well, I can’t say it was the worst thing I’ve smelled. A summertime garbage can on trash day is the worst, but this was pretty bad and probably ranks #2.
After their baths, I noticed I had left the windows open so the whole house reeked of Pissed Off Skunk. Why didn’t I shut them as soon as the attack happened?!?! Not thinking.
Both dogs were very upset and of course had to sleep on the bed very close with me the rest of the night lol. I woke up reaking of wet dog and skunk. I’m sure my coworkers LOVE me (I’m sooooo sorry if any of you read this!!!).
It was interesting to see how the dogs acted this morning. Lela was very cautious. She got up on the bookshelf before going outside and looked carefully out the window in all directions. Then she cautiously poked her head out the dog door flap before making her way slowly outside. Jack, on the other hand, plowed out the door guns blazing, chest puffed, ears perked high and nostrils flaring, all ready for another battle. A friend of mine said he wasn’t very smart. I, however, prefer to think of him as “overly tenacious.”
I hope the skunk was just ‘passing through’ and wasn’t, um, making it’s home in my crawl space or garage. Just to be safe, the dog door will now be closing overnights because IN NO WAY am I going to deal with this again. NO WAY.
Apologies ahead of time to everyone in Lela’s obedience class tonight, ha ha…
Jen























